frobag

frobag: "friends" that you can throw away.

Verb form - frobagging:
The process of throwing away "friends".

"Why can't I meet a nice genuine person? All my "friends" are frobags."

"People who would rather text on their cell phones and update their Facebook status every 10 minutes, will probably end up being serious frobags."

"There isn't a single intelligible thing that comes out of her mouth, why do I hang out with this frobag?"

"If I hear one more thing about how this guy is hot or that the world is going to end because you need this iPhuck app, I'm going to start frobagging."

frobag by KeisterStash October 15, 2010

frobag

The worst.

Frobag: a person who generally sucks.

frobag by Hannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn December 2, 2019

phallus fromage 

the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin due to a lack of personal hygiene, also known as dick cheese or smegma

The guy I left with last night had a particularly pungent phallus fromage.

phallus fromage by BzzMxn January 24, 2019

Omelette du fromage 

The amazing phrase from Dexter's laboratory in the episode "The Big Cheese", when he listens to a French recording overnight to learn said language. This consequentially gets stuck on repeat, on this phrase. The next day all he can say is "omelette du fromage", actually working to his advantage in everything he does (except at the end, when his lab blows up).

Although meant to depict "cheese omelette", this phrase is grammatically incorrect. You should say "omelette au fromage", which means "an omelette with cheese".

Despite this, people still say the phrase "for the lols."

Mike: I only know one french word. Actually a phrase: Omelette du fromage.

Sarah: Dexter's lab?

Mike: Dexter's lab!

Sarah: Hahahaha!!

Mike: Roflcopter Lolmobile!

Sarah: 'o.O?

Mike: Jk.

Sarah: -.-

Omelette du fromage by MrSchwab December 12, 2009

Frogbag 

A person who is random, sometimes even hyper and strange.

The dude is such a frogbag. But I love him for it.

Frogbag by Car Son August 20, 2010

frotagonist 

A leading character in the drama of your life who just happens to rock a big ol' affro.

Ya dude, Jeremy is like my fav frotagonist. He brings an unruly amount of hair and drama into my boring existence.

frotagonist by cloneswilleatme April 3, 2017

C'est fromage

Fake-for-fun mistaken pronunciation of the french term “C’est domage,” meaning “That’s too bad.”

Fromage is the french word for cheese.

The fun part of it is saying it in context and deadpan sincerity. You say it in mixed company that includes at least one person who knows some french.

When they hear you say, “Oh well, c’est fromage” they instantly notice that your attempt to throw in a little french for conversation colour... failed in a way that is funny to hear, but could prove to be embarrassing if they point it out to you.

However, people don’t want to embarrass other people. But because “c’est fromage” enters the brain so quickly as a funny error, most people don’t have time to stop their little chuckle at your expense. Then they are kind of forced to explain why they are laughing at you.

So it’s an impishly fun way to watch people squirm a little with how to react to you as they try to figure out whether or not your mistake was intentional. It usually shows you how natural and honest someone feels while they are with you.

“Oh well. C'est fromage.”
“C’est fromage? That’s cheese?”
“What did I say? Fromage? Oh jeez, I meant domage.”
“No you didn’t.”
“No, I didn’t.”

C'est fromage by PJMac July 21, 2012