Festering Fiesta

A name given to a rusty old claptrap Ford Fiesta. An alternative to 'Uncle Fester The Fiesta'. The name is a spoof of Uncle Fester (Fester Adams) from the Adams Family who is portrayed to be stupid, old and ugly.

Guy 1: Hey dude, the Fiesta failed it's MOT, guess it's time to scrap the pile of junk
Guy 2: Ohh dude,. I'm gonna miss the festering fiesta

by ScrappingMyFiesta June 15, 2011

face froster

A man's penis

Just before he came he pointed his face froster at her face.

by anonymous0909090909 August 2, 2010

Lemon Fester

A severely infected, ingrown pubic hair.

When I pulled down her panties, I was shocked to find a patch of Lemon Festers.

by Weasel bob May 10, 2014

Fester on Yahoo

A Fester on Yahoo is what everyone wants not to become. He is an over weight, middle aged, desperately lonely, quazi yahoo guru. He is the proverbial chat addict. His intelligence is so marginal that he is forced into a repetitive behavior. When attacked, this yahoo chatter will studder, blubber, misspell and mispronounce words. He repeats what he hears and sees typed because his pickled old brain cannot think of a wittism worth his obviously more intelligent rival has just thrown at him. At first cyber glance this fester is a simpelton but there is more. He is a dangerous predator in the chat world. I hanger on. I band wagoner. A lost yahsoul. So my friends I have passed the collection plate to you. Lets find it in our hearts to donate. Put forth any bit of money you can. In time, Fester will have the medical help and mental attention he needs. Until then, hide your children. Alas! this Fester on Yahoo preys on the defensless. His craving for prepubescent genetalia is ravenous.

don t soprano uFester

by The Upper Class February 10, 2005

fester

When sticking your Index and Middle Finger around a male scrotum while your pinky finger is inserted into the man's anus. The male on male equivalent of the shocker

That dude festered his boyfriend all night long.

by Mike Pezacouski August 13, 2007

Fester

The act of being exceptionally lazy.

Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.

by Zamaboy October 28, 2012

Frusterbate

Masterbating out of total frustration.

I frusterbate because my boyfriend is erectilely challenged.

by Frusterbater March 24, 2011