freshmance

a dating relationship between two high school freshman, usually very short, pointless, and creating a lot of unnecessary drama

"woah, i never thought they'd hook up"
"bro, its a freshmance, it'll be over before the week is"

by colapsedlungman August 19, 2009

freshmore

A student in his/her second year of high school who has failed too many classes to be considered a sophomore.

"Dale's a ninth-grader? I know I saw him around last year."
"Yeah, he's a freshmore."

by CWall55 February 6, 2007

freshman Ferrari

A school bus. So called because in high school most of its passengers are freshmen, and because it is considered to be very uncool, unlike a fancy sports car like a Ferrari. Also called tart cart, yellow limousine, cheese wagon and loser cruiser.

Little brother: "Hey, sis, can I get a ride home from you?"

Big sister: "No. Ride the freshman Ferrari."

by PMax January 11, 2009

Freshmire

To pull a Freshmire is to ruin a funny joke or conversation by saying something irrelevant or stupid.

Friend One- Did you watch Family guy last night?
Friend Two- Yeah when stewie beat the hell out of brian for his money?
Friend One- Yeah man when he beat him with the golf club i about lost it!
Friend Two- I know or with the flame Thrower!
Friend Three- Hahahaha yeah like George Clooney!
Friend One- Omfg you just pulled a Freshmire
Friend Two- jesus christ i forgot what i was laughing about.

by Antonio32hundred January 24, 2011

freshman crush

a man between the ages of 18 and 20 who is the love interest of a woman between the ages of 23 and 30.

Girl #1: your boyfriend is cute, how old is he

Girl #2: he's 20

Girl #2: awww, you have a freshman crush

Girl #1: and he treats me good too

Girl #2: buy him a Kids Meal at McDonald's

by Jerz201 April 11, 2013

red-shirt freshman

A Red Shirt Freshman is a student on an NCAA college sports team who was kept out of competition for a year in order to prolong his or her eligibility. Usually this is done to allow the student to be a "part" of the team in terms of learning, healing from injury, and/or conditioning, but not a participant in any of the contests/games/meets/etc.

The following year, they begin their 1st of 4 years of eligibility, or their "freshman" year of eligibility, even if they are sophomores in terms of academics.

Heather Stec from Siena Women's Basketball team played as a red-shirt freshman in the 2005-2006 season to be eligible to play an extra year at Siena.

by sguardskllz August 3, 2006

Freshman Frogger

What happens the first few days of the semester when all the new freshman do not understand how to negotiate walking through traffic. Often end up with either cars slamming on brakes or freshman being hit.

Hey look at those dumbasses playing freshman frogger. Oh one just got hit :(

by Talirag! August 22, 2010