Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

by DMO-LB May 1, 2010

new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.

debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.

by polly wagler August 4, 2010

forkliftic

A body of work so large that industrial machinery is required to transport it.

I just bought all of Stephen King's novels. Man, is he forkliftic.

by DJUrsus June 5, 2009

lesbian forklift

The act of inserting a fist into the vaginal cavity of the lesbian girl by the lesbian Mack driving male and preforming curl like motions until climax is obtained.

Last night was special. After the monster truck pulls Glenda had to celebrate the testosterone feat by preforming a full on lesbian forklift on Sheila.

by Jea Bagel November 30, 2013

Forklift

When you put a fist in the vagina and the anus at the same time and raise her up.

Hey I forklifted Becky last night and she squealed like a pig!

by Dirtybird716 December 31, 2018

Forklift

A sex position where a guy inserts their penis into the girl while in doggystyle, but then places his hands under her and gropes her boobs. He then slowly starts to stand up, carrying the girl like a forklift.

"Why did I hear you making machine noises upstairs last night?"
"Oh, me and my girlfriend decided to try the forklift position"

by SamSwinson September 18, 2019

Danish Forklift

When you are doggy styling this girl you decide to get kinky and stick a fork up her ass until she gets lifted off the ground. As she hits lifted she does a twirl forward on the fork and gurgles your balls.

“Man I just received the best Danish Forklift”

by Fat boy Dave May 18, 2018