Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

by DMO-LB May 1, 2010

new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.

debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.

by polly wagler August 4, 2010

forklift

Apple polisher in chinglish, Since forklift is a very powerful machine that can lift anything.
In Teow Chew or Hokkien, apple polisher used to be "Hu LP".
Thus in chinglish, the forklift i powerful enough to "Hu your boss LP"

See, John is forklift his boss again, guess he will get a great increment for this year too

by The Chinglish Guy July 21, 2022

Forklift-Fucking

A sex position where the man holds the woman up with his 2 arms at a 90 degree angle. He does shoulder raises causing her to go up and down on his penis.

"They were caught forklift-fucking at work today"

by omwtfyb04 May 20, 2024

Forklifting

Doubly penetrating a woman sideways with one of the homies.

“Damn bro, did you see Maria at that party last night?; she was totally forklifting Bryan and Abel.”

by LickyBlicky September 25, 2020

naked forklift

Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…

Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!

by dubl-D February 3, 2012

forkliftic

A body of work so large that industrial machinery is required to transport it.

I just bought all of Stephen King's novels. Man, is he forkliftic.

by DJUrsus June 5, 2009