Urethra Forklin

When a male urinates and the pee stream splits to the left and right, instead of shooting straight. This anomaly generally occurs after the male orgasms.

Girlfriend Susie: "Wow. That sex was great. Why do you look so sad?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "Well, I'm just dreading the Urethra Forklin that comes after."

Girlfriend Susie: "What's a Urethra Forklin?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "You know, I've always thought you were a stupid bitch."

by k795 June 25, 2016

unleash the fockin fury

1.) To shred madly and technically on a Fender stratocaster.
2.) A phrase to be used in case a "bitch" passanger on an airplane spills a glass of water on you out of spite, because she overheard your negative comments on homosexuals and disagreed.

"Joo've uleashed the fockin' fury... Joooo've unleashed the FOCKIN' FURY!"

by Yngiwe Malmsteen November 11, 2003

farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark

"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."

by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005

Rob Fording

The act of getting all wasted and doing crack.

Guy 1: Man, you were out of control last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was Rob Fording it pretty hard.

by cokemidget November 10, 2013

forbin

A smart and cute bing bong hoobin doobin. Like the magazine "Forbes".

Not only is that cat cute, but it can do do long division. That cat is a forbin.

by Shnoobanym January 12, 2009

Forting

The act of entrapping a person under a blanket, giving the illusion of a "fort".

"I am going to fort you!", "I was punched in the face while forting my friend"

by mr. mantooth January 15, 2012

Forginating

Any act considered jovial and in good faith. A relaxed demeanor. Given to being flexible and in good favor. Liked by many. Being the life of the party.

What did you get up to over the weekend? I was forginating with some buddies and chilled mostly.

by FridaysFavor December 21, 2017