footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.

gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"

by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 12, 2009

Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.

Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.

by KodiakDragon May 20, 2011

azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot

A single word that defines America, as described by it's greatest leader of all time, Joseph Biden.

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot."

by An Honest Black Guy May 05, 2022

Skin Footie

(noun) A dry foot job that peels the skin off of the penis with the calluses on the foot.

My girl gave me a Skin Footie, and now I'm in the hospital recovering.

by SkibonerEdgeLord January 24, 2025

footy tooty

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.

John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.

by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020

pub footy

An Australian rules football league in Melbourne played by the greatest athletes on the planet. Whenever they play, everyone in the vicinity has to witness it. Commonly known as the greatest competition in the world.

Person 1: “Are you going to the funeral?”

Person 2: “Nah mate, I can’t, the pub footy is on”

by Theendofdays69 March 03, 2023

Footisism

A word used to describe a excellent kick or kicker in American Football

Chris Fowler: And the kick is good.
Kirk Herbstreit: That kicker has extreme poise and footisism

Brad Nessler: LOOK AT THE FOOTISISM ON THAT KICK!

by Sh*tsticks January 03, 2018