Ho Foods

How black people say Whole Foods, an upscale organic grocery store.

or a place where whores buy groceries.

Shalequa: Toenella, do you buy groceries at Ho Foods?

Toenella: Bitch, please! Look at my fat ass. Does it look like I eat organic flax butter?

by Poonstankqua June 26, 2009

frat flops

Large bulky mandals commonly worn by frat brothers during the warmer months. Specifically, frat flops are commonly Adidas slides with the single velcro or solid footstrap.

Jessica: Like oh my god... Mike Weller is so cute! He so jacked and tan. He's a Tau Beta Epsilon. I so wanna jump his bones!

Madison: Yeah, he was at Drake's party yesterday. Him and Drake were wearing these god awful huge white frat flops with the velcro footstrap... But he's got a cute butt.

by Define Me! May 26, 2009

Whole Foods

An upscale market catering to those seeking "all natural" and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. The customer service is pretty good. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand items are reasonable. The Prepared Foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.

Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--the mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke

by Carlos Mack December 30, 2007

Whore Foods

Whole Foods-- a grocery chain known for supposedly healthy products, but more notably for extremely high prices.

We went to Whore Foods to get some beer and they wanted $20 for a six pack.

by Charles Dunbar May 3, 2010

whole foods

An adjective used to describe an action or statement that has the quality of being organic, artisanal, and sustainable; saying or doing something in an organic, artisanal, and/or sustainable way; behaving in an all-natural way.

Statement: “I think all clothes should be machine washed cold because it’s better for the environment”.

Response: “That’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone picks up litter off the street and places it in the appropriate receptacle, even though they were not responsible for the refuse.

Response: “Wow, that’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone cuts in line.
Response: “Sir that is NOT very whole foods of you”.

by people call me machine gun September 21, 2017

april fools

The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.

*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Fooph

An mocking example of the expression of exertion or accomplishment.

Wow, you got all of that done, by yourself. Fooph, you must be exhausted.

by Duzntmatter July 5, 2018