Fooping

(verb): To have sexy time with someone and to also enjoy their fecal matter simultaneously.

Pronounced like pooping except with an F instead of a P.

(Noun): Foop

Speaker 1- I heard Jack and Jill went up the hill and they didn't get the bucket of water. Instead they used the bucket to clean up after they start fooping.

Speaker 2- :o No way.

by Foopmasta August 3, 2011

Foop

the moment of uncertainty where you are not sure whether you need to poo or fart

Darren: oi do you need to use the toilet
Marvin: mate , I'm actually in a bit of foop.

by Cummi January 17, 2015

foop

Feeling Out Of Place.

...I'm feeling really foop right now.

by randomer January 19, 2007

Foop

Noun: An enormous crotch bulge. When someone has so much fat on their stomach that it falls below the line of their hoo ha or yoo hoo

That girl has the biggest foop I've EVER SEEN!

by ssorc March 16, 2008

foop

the accident of pooping when you are only expecting a fart while on the toilet. This is commonly mistaken for a shart..but a foop is in the toilet, not in your pants.

I was not expecting my foop today.

by A Trainer October 17, 2008

The foop

Full of operational poop- coined by nurses in a hospital setting reffering to other nurses who seem to have information on everything and know everything, seeming to correct doctors and other nurses with a higher level of knowledge then themselfs...

Did you hear what the foop just said to dr. Tims!! She told him that the stitching on te wound was incorrect and he seemed pissed!!

Danny is a real foop whenever someone else has opinion in surgery....

by Dr knowitall November 2, 2010

Foop

The act of sticking food into the butthole until you bleed to death. Then someone licks it out.

Damn, Brick's butthole has soo much food in it. I hope he doesn't foop all over the floor.

by Cranberry Craig June 4, 2014