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Two Hundred Foot Font 

The two hundred foot font is the font used to put signs on the back of dump trucks that say "stay back 200 feet." The font cannot be read from more than 100 feet away.
Hey dad should we put up a sign to keep people from driving over the cliff? Yeah - use the two hundred foot font. - by Cornelius Trucker...
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THE FONT 

the genetically written aparation of sexual prowess that shall be given to 1 chosen child per generation to ensure are species lives on througth sexual reproduction.

origin; said to of been passed down through an obscure blood line started by Zeus, the font genome has been partially found in such famous people as, Fidel Castro (Cuban President), Wilt Chamberlain (basketball star) and Charlie Sheen (actor), the font gene is said to be responsible for the birth on 1 in 1,000000 births.
'THE FONT unleashed' = having sexual relations with every woman in a 5 mile radius.
THE FONT by the font March 24, 2011
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size 72 font 

Very large text used to express something loudly
"Dude! Jack's ex-girlfriend totally painted "Jack is a whore" on the overpass in size 72 font!!"

"No way!"
size 72 font by Choof July 18, 2006

Sarcasm Font 

Something people make up when they can't detect sarcasm in a text, IM, Facebook message, etc.
Sorry! I didn't detect your sarcasm font.

Michael J. Font 

A style of writing looking like the script of one with Parkinson's disease. See also, Chicken Scratch and Michael J Fox.
My teacher tried to grade my paper, but couldn't read it because I wrote in Michael J. Font.

shout font

Writing a text or email in capitals just to emphasise your point.
I emailed Andy four times to do something. I only got it done when I used shout font and typed it in CAPITALS.
shout font by Mediaslut October 20, 2007

Typewritten bitch font 

When someone involuntarily comes across as hostile in emails and written communication. The text/email version of "resting bitch face."
Oh, don't mind Ben's email. Hes not angry; he just has typewritten bitch font.