A woman usually in her late forties who has totally let her self go and doesn't care.
They are usually very overwait, very ugly, wear scruffy frumpy clothing and have very poor hygiene standards.
They generally live alone usually on a run down council estate, most are to lazy to work so they live off benefits, which is spent on beer, cigarettes and unhealthy takeaways.
They are usually very overwait, very ugly, wear scruffy frumpy clothing and have very poor hygiene standards.
They generally live alone usually on a run down council estate, most are to lazy to work so they live off benefits, which is spent on beer, cigarettes and unhealthy takeaways.
Woman 1: "OMG, you'll never guess who I bumped into at the chippy."
Woman 2: "Who?"
Woman 1: "That Sally that used to go to the over forties club, I havnt seen her for years, I hardly recognised her, she's really let herself go, she's put on loads weight and her hair hadn't been washed for weeks she looks like a right Flumpette these days."
Woman 2: Oh I remember her, She's known down the estate as "Stinky Sally"
Woman 2: "Who?"
Woman 1: "That Sally that used to go to the over forties club, I havnt seen her for years, I hardly recognised her, she's really let herself go, she's put on loads weight and her hair hadn't been washed for weeks she looks like a right Flumpette these days."
Woman 2: Oh I remember her, She's known down the estate as "Stinky Sally"
by hteb78 August 9, 2023
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Get the Flupper mug.When something out of the ordinary happens to pop out/up. Can be used to describe anything that's floppy. Anything that suprises you can be described as a flomper/fwomper.
Looking at your moms ass gave me a flomper.
Did you see it when that girls tats popped out? What a flomper.
Did you see it when that girls tats popped out? What a flomper.
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Trumpet player: "The flumpet section is obviously the best."
Trombone player: "And by obviously, you mean most definitely not. Sorry to break it to you, but Tubonerphones are the best."
Trombone player: "And by obviously, you mean most definitely not. Sorry to break it to you, but Tubonerphones are the best."
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