fluster fuck

n. A person who is crazily stupid with love/lust

"Did you hear about how Jackie got married within the week?"
"Yeah, she's such a fluster fuck."

by sweet.potato June 17, 2016

flustercluck

one of those forgettable dumbass things you say when nervous (mostly but not always around a hottie of the interesting persuasion) and open your mouth while blood is not flowing properly to your brain

George Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Fred: Joe, u hear the flustercluck bush just regurgitated
Joe: yup just another bushhism

by drjim January 10, 2008

flusterfucked

A feeling that is amazing and awesome that is caused by haing a severe crush on a girl.

When ever I am around Niki Taylor I get all flusterfucked.

by Deputy Glock November 7, 2012

flusterated

Frustrated and flustered.

Figuring out this new program at work's got me all flusterated.

by clovergirlerin March 14, 2019

flusterfuck

Same as confused. Use like "flustered" or "confuzzled."

"Man, ask me tomorrow. . . now I'm all flusterfucked."

by Lori November 29, 2004

fluster

A synonym of fuck or shit when used in a way to express exclamation.

-FLUSTER! I got shot!
-Haha man you're fucked.

by dantheman [wec] February 5, 2009

Flusterbate

To hatefuck yourself - the more painful the better - instead of lube use salt or chalk

Tyrone Biggins flusterbates 6-10 times a day.

by Rick James May 5, 2004