hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

by Jims friend November 26, 2007

floor weed

Burnt weed that is usually flung or dumped out of your bowl once you've finished it. Usually searched for and smoked in times of dire need of weed.

Bro I ran out of weed so I went in my closet and found some floor weed.

by eZaF May 24, 2016

Third-floored

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009

Party Floor

The state in which any floor has a sticky unknown coating that causes the shoes to stick to it. Typically caused from spilt, stale beer or mixed drinks.

"Wow, you must have had a raging party last night because you're kitchen has some pretty mean party floor going on!"

by Mechanical Escape January 6, 2013

floorage

Space on floor conveniently used to keep items of clothing/interest. Saves hours of time searching in drawers or cupboards.

'Where's my pants?! Oh no, there it is easily spotted in the floorage.... good job I didn't tidy them away'

by **charlotte88** December 26, 2008

Floor nug

A little bit of weed (i.e. nug, grass, cannabis, marijuana, Anakin Highwalker) that is found upon the floor and smoked.

"Hey man do you know where i can grab a bag from?"
"Just look around in my room. I'm sure we can find some floor nug."

by The- Rev February 26, 2009

floorcest

Sexual activity with those on your residence floor in a college dorm. Often leads to an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend living on your floor that you may or may not run into when you want to least (ie. drunk at 3am sick on the way to the bathroom)

Those two love floorcest, these walls are paper thin you know.

by merfoman February 6, 2006