Floomism

A pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. Its main basis revolves around performing homosexual acts such as oral and anal sex on other men. Followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. Meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games "Who's in my mouth", "Find the pickle", "Soggy Biscuit" and "circle jerk"

At one of their regular Floomism meetings, Nathan and Devin played "Who's in my mouth" in the dark alley behind the Taco Bell

by Bombay Sapphire Ginny December 8, 2010

flooxing

Playing games (usually board games) in a competitive, antagonistic manner. Try too hard to win!

I am always flooxing with Nicolas in backgammon.
I don't like playing card games with Kathrine, she is such a flooxer, thinking and thinking... so annoying!

by magelanos August 23, 2011

Floodie

A "Floodie" is an endearing term for flooded homeowners who reside in areas that have been declared a federal disaster by the US government agency known as FEMA, and in most cases, have been screwed out of receiving any significant flood insurance claim money and/or aid. Most Floodies have been displaced, or are living in houses that have been gutted or remain in disrepair several years after the storm. The term originates from an animated YouTube series about Hurricane Sandy victims known as "The Flooded Adventures of Tony Citizen."

"It's been two years since Sandy, thousands of Floodies are STILL displaced, and all you hear about on the news is Ebola. WTF?" "People who aren't Floodies think we are living rich on government hand outs, but I spent two hundred dollars printing aid applications at Staples and my aid award was three dollars."

by Tony Citizen January 17, 2015

froobing textbook

something you'd shove up someones throat

shut the froob up or i will shove a froobing textbook up your nan and send her to joe boylans house

by OLLLIEHHHHH July 25, 2018

Flooring

Flooring, an alternate way to say getting pounded. This term can be used to say innuendos, or if you are trying to be indirect with your partner or friends.

Stan, "I heard you laid some hardwood flooring in Susan's bedroom last night"
Steven, "yeah I floored till the job was done"

by The_avid_smoker June 15, 2020

Flobie

A semi erect penis.

I couldn’t get him all the way up, he just had a flobie the whole time.

by KSoDilla July 23, 2020

flooridiculous

The sudden urge to lay on the floor. The feeling that makes you want/need to lay on the floor (specifically).

*Claimed* This was an invented term as the word for this random and probably common desire remains unclassified!! :)

“I feel flooridiculous right now” “Don’t be flooridiculous” “I think I’m getting really flooridiculous” “I am a little flooridiculous but I will feel better once I’m on the floor” “sometimes you just need to be flooridicufied” 😂

by Flooridiculous Bish September 5, 2022