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Flogging The Donkey 

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.
Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was

Flogging the Hole 

The act of placing the penis in the vagaina, then proceeding to pull out and put back in.
Male 1: Dude, I was tottally Flogging the hole last night. She loved it.
Male 2:(high five) Makes such a funny noise.
Flogging the Hole by IAnTWoNI December 11, 2011

Flogging my log 

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia
I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar
Flogging my log by cammz11 December 15, 2012

flogging the queen 

"Why do you need so much lotion and tissues?"
"I'm flogging the Queen"!

flogging the dolphin

this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.
He was caught at his window flogging the dolphin and his neighbours saw it there man
flogging the dolphin by Rad Rob November 4, 2025

Penile Flogging 

The act of hitting someone with a penis.
He gave her face a penile flogging.
Penile Flogging by Countlevula October 1, 2011