flodger

A person who commits to something and doesnt show up and or bails at the last minute.

Mary is a complete flodger, and she flodged out on me. Seriously she just called and said she couldnt come over. What a flodge!

by UT fuckers February 14, 2005

Flood my basement

Seeing someone attractive and it makes you feel horny

"Girl I just saw Justin Bieber and I just about flood my basement"

by Meowmix June 4, 2015

George Floyd Headlock

When someone puts you in a chokehold for 10 minutes.

Tyrone was fighting a cop so the cop put Tyrone in a George Floyd headlock for 10 minutes to subdue his ass.

by anonymous November 23, 2020

pink floyd

A classic rock and roll band formed in the mid-sixties by Roger Waters and Syd Barrett. Pink Floyd is often only recognized by their ultra mega smash hit album "Dark Side of the Moon" (1973), when in fact they had many fantastic tunes prior the bands exploding into stardom in '73. If you happen to be unfamiliar with any early Pink Floyd albums, I reccommend Meddle, Atom Heart Mother, & Obscurred by Clouds . . . these are albums made after Syd Barrett went looney & David Gilmour joined as lead guitarist, but before they reached superstardom in '73.

Hey, Pink Floyd is awesome!!

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

Butt Flood

When a fat person is sitting on a small chair and their butt appears to be flooding over the edge. Sometimes refereed to as Floods or Levee chair

Holy Crap man did you see the butt flood on her, it is almost touching the ground !

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

flodge

the word flodge is a spelling derivation of the word flauge which is a shortened/slightly altered version of the word "camouflage".

the word gained popularity especially amongst american hiphop culture and is used mainly as a verb to describe someone lying, hiding, fronting or masking a truth or event.

flodge is often used as an alternate spelling of "flauge", as it is easier to pronounce. To those simply hearing the word, without knowing the origin (derived from camouflage) of the word, flodge proves to be a more logical spelling.

eg. 1

-sorry guys, i'm not going to be able to come to the game with you tonight because i have to stay home and do my homework.
-don't try to flodge! we all know you're just going to stay in and watch bullshit movies with your girlfriend.

eg. 2
-he said that someone broke into his house and stole all of the product, but i know for a fact that he's flodging.

eg.3
-tony is such a bullshitter. everything he says is total flodge.

eg.4

-man Waterworld was such a stupid movie. the entire premise was total flodge.

by dartmouthprescott November 18, 2009

Floodlikes

When someone floods your notifications with likes of your photos, wall posts, etc.

Thanks for the floodlikes, honey!

by Tochterlieber December 30, 2014