Floater

A dead body found in the water.

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

floaties

(plural noun) little particles floating in a liquid, most commonly in a beverage

Look at the floaties in my cafe mocha.

by Ricci March 2, 2005

Floating Beard

A full beard worn by a man with a shaved head

Some of Tim Howard's success during the World Cup has to be credited to his amazing floating beard.

by dqbiz November 4, 2014

floatious

To be of float, buoyant.

The surf board he was using was too floatious for him.

by unktehi October 20, 2005

Sack Floater

When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy

Your mom was bathing me last night, and a full-on sack floater occurred.

by Sgt. Baker May 15, 2005

Champagne Floater

The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.

Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.

by Cman February 2, 2009

floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

by 77transam August 28, 2006