Flattened Fauna

Roadkill

Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?

by MikeMcWorkhardster November 15, 2009

Fitteren

Fitness world

skal vi mødes i fitteren kl. 16?
Nej, jeg var oppe i fitteren for 1 time siden

by Emily Er Min gud 4100 March 14, 2016

Fitzered

Getting a blowjob from a “girl” with an Adam’s Apple.

Dude, I think I got Fitzered last night!

by Ckahhehdbs November 9, 2019

Flutered

When your completely fucked out of it and there’s no going back

“Aw man that cali weed has me flutered”

by Howyastevo July 28, 2020

flustered already, darling?~

an iconic quote that can be seen embarassing, yet funny. mostly used as a threat, sometimes romantically.

person: "im gonna pull up the 'flustered already, darling?~'"

by harperpilled June 11, 2022

thrice filtered

Adjective: A term used to describe semen that has been swallowed by the male from which it was ejaculated twice so as to filter it of the impurities.

Jill: How was last night with that random guy, George?
Amanda: It was great! He had a tattoo on his cock that said "thrice filtered" and he never explained what it meant, but his jizz tasted delicious!

by 320Tri December 11, 2010

Frittered

Verb. The state of which an individual is extremely high on some form of mind altering substance but not outwardly displaying any sign of being completely burnt to others... until that individual attempts to make conversation or takes a stab at small talk...this attempt is not recieved well by others . At this point, people can make the correct judgement of that persons is throwed the f#ck off!! He seemed like he had his sh#t together until he openned his mouth and floods the room with ignorant and ill timed bits of nonsense that seemed to have no end. Thus he is frittered.

I couldnt tell lowell was frittered until he wouldnt shut the hell up talking all that irrelevant dumb sh#t.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 25, 2019