Firm One

A very loud and sharp noise made by The Meme Lord whenever he is asked for one. It is ordered under 10 Categories, for example a category 1 would only be a squeak while a 10 would open a black hole, killing everybody at Abington Heights High School. Any attempt or recreation of a firm one is not considered a legitimate firm one unless it is done by The Meme Lord.

There is no meaning or reasoning behind these noises, rather they can be treated as an art form.

"Meme Lord, give me a firm one!"

by The Meme Lord March 3, 2020

the filthy firmino

When a brazilian man with extraordinarily white teeth, engages in aggressive anal sex and then empty’s a frube into the second anal cavity

Barry! Your mother and I worked on the filthy firmino! 10/10 dude!

by XxxMax_NormanxxX May 27, 2019

ICF (Inter City Firm)

The best and arguably the hardest football firm ever in the history of the game. They are the firm of West Ham United. They rule the off pitch battles of football, such as against 'kiddie' firms like millwall, the 'yids' and the turks (kopties). They acclaimed the name Inter City Firm by the fact that they travelled to games using the Inter City Line. Recently, the film 'Green Street' was based around the ICF.

Dave: Lawd above! Oi China Plate who do yew think is da greatest football firm?

'Arry: Well I am Bobby Moawer that it's da ICF (Inter City Firm) ov da one an' only West 'am United. , innit

Dave:Gawdon Bennet! woo 'oo yew are right, fancy a pin' . OK?

by ...Marco... November 6, 2008

firmth

1.the amount of unyeilding surface or texture (as in an object or body)

2. a replacement for firmness

the wrestler's body had a firmth brought only by years of weight-lifting and heavy training.

by kara boothby April 6, 2006

Fligmunch

an undescribable thing that often crawls out form under Ghoulies in the palladium to work in the grease hole also known as Burger Ming. It is also a drinking,smoking and drug consuming machine!!

Pelo-Flig sed e won 20quid on ghoulies mate.
Pige-i mate but e used 4 a bottle o bucky mate n a 20 deck n some dope m8 da fuck.

by jackman April 20, 2005

flim flam thank you ma'am

The act of copulation, carried out at speed and with little thought for the female's pleasure. The male is simply looking to ejaculate as quickly as possible.

'Flim flam thank you ma'am, I emptied my bags and left a deposit ...quickstyle'

by wayne gillespie July 6, 2005

firmanence

A desireable property of solidity and permanence, a state in which everything is known, assured and grokked.

"Look, we'll have to postpone that conversation about how crap you are at your job until I have some firmanence that the company will still be in existence tomorrow."

by guckpuppy April 21, 2009