untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

flexible elbow

The ability to lift alcoholic drinks to your mouth on a rapid basis.

Randy was pounding Miller Genuine Drafts last night. He had a very flexible elbow

by ryguy77 December 24, 2019

Flexing

The act of bragging about money-related things, such as about how much money you have, or about expensive possessions like designer clothing. Often done by young kids and DoucheTubers.

I hate this YouTuber, because all he does is just keep flexing on his fans and then call it “comedy”.

by nlolhere March 24, 2020

flexing for your homie

Flexing for your homie: An unnecessary flex for your homie about his dough,cheddar, gravy, guap or any of the like when said person doesn’t have shit

Guy 1: My friend has $30,000 in the bank he probably makes alot of money.
Guy 2: Why’re you flexing for your homie like that, what about you, that’s hella random!

Guy 1: whatever man..

by Itsyourguykev May 3, 2021

Flexible Hungarian

The sexual act of sucking your own dick, while thinking about the Trianon Treaty.

Dude, Ádám can pull the Flexible Hungarian

by Hungarian Jedi December 6, 2017

flexing-nuts

when one tries to overcompensate from a position of power or weakness. Typically acting unnecessarily tough, invoking threats of non-fatal violence like punching, pushing and personal space invasion. The later being the favorite of the office nut-flexer in which deals, leads and projects are reassigned based on juvenile bullying tactics.

"Yo how come my order didn't deliver today?"

"Because another customer called up and started flexing-nuts"

"What?"

"Yeah he came to the factory and tried to fight my boss"

by georgelasealva January 24, 2016

Flexing it

A hot young lady doing something hot or looking smoke.

That bia standing next to me on the train was flexing it.

by Mitchell Cooper October 15, 2006