When a man tries to tie down a well paid lady by getting her pregnant and tricking her into marriage to upgrade their journey on the gravy train from a season pass to a lifetime pass.
(Barman phones friend)
Barman: Yo Kristof Duttonivich, there’s some single girl here who’s just paid for a round of drinks using her platinum American Express card, she must be minted, I thought you might be up for some flexing!
Friend: yeah man! Let me just finish my scoff, and I’ll be down to full flex on that!
Barman: Yo Kristof Duttonivich, there’s some single girl here who’s just paid for a round of drinks using her platinum American Express card, she must be minted, I thought you might be up for some flexing!
Friend: yeah man! Let me just finish my scoff, and I’ll be down to full flex on that!
by Knobjockey1989 December 06, 2018
1) (noun); How one 'rolls'.
This can be loosely used to describe a mood, situation or routine behaviour (usually social).
2) (verb); to act out these behaviours or moods.
This is often associated with (but not limited to) exhibiting dominance in prowess of either physical strength (e.g. muscle size by FLEXING your arms) or cultural knowledge - namely dressing and dancing to impress and demonstrating a superior capability of use of language.
This is usually a playful display and is a part of innocent courtship, although it can be taken to mean a more sinister and aggressive stance.
This can be loosely used to describe a mood, situation or routine behaviour (usually social).
2) (verb); to act out these behaviours or moods.
This is often associated with (but not limited to) exhibiting dominance in prowess of either physical strength (e.g. muscle size by FLEXING your arms) or cultural knowledge - namely dressing and dancing to impress and demonstrating a superior capability of use of language.
This is usually a playful display and is a part of innocent courtship, although it can be taken to mean a more sinister and aggressive stance.
1) "I was ballin all evening with my homies until we hit the club flex to find some fly bitches"
or
"That mad cat was on a mental flex, kicking off at blokes in the street if they so much as looked at him"
or
"The author of this article was on a bored flex at the time of writing"
2)"I was flexing with this chick till her man comes along and drags her off"
or
"I like to flex when I've had a sip or two of yak"
or
"What you flexing for?"
or
"That mad cat was on a mental flex, kicking off at blokes in the street if they so much as looked at him"
or
"The author of this article was on a bored flex at the time of writing"
2)"I was flexing with this chick till her man comes along and drags her off"
or
"I like to flex when I've had a sip or two of yak"
or
"What you flexing for?"
by Gobi-alu March 11, 2010
To make a statement. To clearly express yourself. Or to threaten in a verbal way, more so than in a physical way.
by Ruz May 10, 2003
by whitepplrstupid July 05, 2005
A FLEX is when a man meets up with a women, with the intention of escalating the situation sexually with the goal of getting laid.
Often times flex's are arranged via the internet, with people who have never met in person before, but have pre-arranged to have sex via the mircale that is the internet.
Im going on a flex tonight.
OR
That flex last night was weak.
OR
The girl on that flex last night did not give me what I expected.
OR
That flex last night was weak.
OR
The girl on that flex last night did not give me what I expected.
by TrickDa1a April 19, 2007
by Angel February 21, 2003
To lie or Bend and flex muscles; To lie and say you have something when you really... Don't. Fame, Instagram followers. ; to bend and push out muscles
by fruitofthelome March 10, 2015