flesh eating snot weasel

a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.

my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.

by Rob Armer December 9, 2006

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Fleshjack

Fag version? No idiot, fags (homophobes) don't use this!

It's actually a sex toy made specifically for gay men during masturbation. Shaped like a flashlight & supposed to feel like the real thing. The str8 version is a fleshlight.

Once Jaxon got his fleshjack, he slipped his big cock inside, & fucked it like a horny dog! It rapidly filled up with his warm cream.

by Chips & Salsa November 9, 2009

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Flesh Harpoon

A lethal cock. One look at a flesh harpoon and a woman is instantly seduced into riding said harpoon for hours.

Stacy was being a prude holdout bitch so I had to whip out my flesh harpoon and pull her in for the kill.

by Lazynutz July 7, 2005

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Felisha

Felisha is a total wifey material. She is the kindest, most beautiful person you will EVER meet! She is very talented and extremely smart. She is beautiful inside out and she is super funny. She might be socially awkward in the beginning, but once you know her she is the most interesting person you will ever meet, her laughter is the most adorable and amazing laughter you will ever hear. Felisha will be with you whenever you need it and will always find a way to make you smile whenever your sad. She will compliment you whenever you need it. Felisha will always try to deny their beauty and will try deny every compliment they get. Felisha can be very sarcastic, but that's what makes you keep interest in them.

Ya man, Felisha is like the best girl i ever met, she is like my sister from another mother.

by Hejddn December 25, 2020

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fleshlighting

Using a Fleshlight to get off.... To Masturbate using a Fleshlight Sex Toy..... To Use a Fleshlight on one's Penis for the purpose of Ejaculation or Sex Play, role play, fantasy play or other sexual use, perhaps even with a woman or man for sexual simulation as with real intercourse using a fleshlight rather than a vagina or ass or even mouth to protect one's value system..... to appease the male.

My girlfriend is a virgin, and wants to stay one until marriage, so she consented to fleshlighting instead, it's better than nothing! OR I wasn't able to pick up a girl last night, so I so when I got home I ended up fleshlighting instead.

by Dr. Keith October 28, 2015

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