flanders

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.

Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?

by Tommyt September 6, 2007

flanders

Someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around God and/or the bible.

Those 'Jesus Saves' guys are a bunch of flanderses.

by Devin A. December 27, 2003

Fawdies

40 ounces of urine-flavoured beer. Typically colt 45 or olde english. Preferred beer of black men.

"We don't want no Budweiser, just bring us tha dayumn fawdies"
"Y'all got any fawdies up in hurr?"

by Johnny Crack December 28, 2005

Flanders

Somebody who never does anything wrong, a do-gooder. This person will often seem to good to be true.

I can't believe how perfect she is it's like she's not even human, she is such a Flanders.

by phantom004 November 5, 2005

fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking someone across the face with it

"I fladonkadonked your mother and she really liked it."

by Bob February 26, 2005

Flad

This term relates to a person who is a fit lad.

Wow, you are such a Flad

by dommybroug April 25, 2011

flandex

flannel and spandex. ie. the two most popular items of clothing at Vermont colleges, a college outfit. Generally a flannel shirt with spandex pants

check out that girl, rocking the flandex.

by sororityst.mary October 24, 2010