E-flatulence 

The annoying noise emitted from a computer or other communication device during an online chat session such as facebook, msn or skype when the subject recieves a new message.
also know as an electronic fart, or an E-fart

john: dude, your computer keeps E-farting.
joe: yea im chatting with brad on facebook, he wont leave me alone.

john: something in your room is emitting large quantities of E-flatulence.
joe: yea sorry, its katy. i just broke up with her and she wont leave me alone.

E-flatulence by fathead431 January 10, 2010

cinematic flatulence 

Phrase used to describe a movie that stunk so bad, it must have come out of someone's ass.

Movie Critic: The dialogue was laughable, and the acting was sub-par. This was not a movie. It was a cinematic flatulence.

cinematic flatulence by nickaboo8419 July 7, 2010

Penile Flatulence 

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.

Mike is known for his penile flatulence.

Penile Flatulence by Probel Chuvak June 2, 2018

yoga flatulence

When air is forced out of one's anal cavity while practicing yoga.

I'm afraid to go into downward dog as I may experience yoga flatulence.

yoga flatulence by #1 Cronin June 4, 2011

fifth grade flatulence 

an overly pretentious way of saying "old fart"

"geez, tihua is such fifth grade flatulence"

fifth grade flatulence by dru dru July 10, 2005

Industrial Flatulence 

Gas spewed from the clenched cheeks of an industrial refinery. Usually sulfur compounds which generally smells and tastes like rotten eggs mixed with shit. Generally results in a slew of lawsuits when encountered.

One the way here we encountered a cloud of industrial flatulence that could gag a maggot.

Industrial Flatulence by stink-lawyer December 19, 2009

manual flatulence 

The act of releasing air through ones anus by first creating a vacuum in the colon and then releasing said air.

When Rebecca said "I love you" first, Mark realized that manual flatulence was the only action that could save him from taking the situation seriously.

manual flatulence by This name is already being use July 2, 2011