flatsound

mr. steal yo girl

Oh, you're on urbandictionary, meanwhile flatsound is stealin' yo girl.

by xxxcliffbarxxx October 26, 2013

Flattus Maximus

Flattus Maximus is a red faced guitar god in the band GWAR. Flattus is the lead guitarist in GWAR. His outfit consists of two triceratops on his shoulders, a green cloth to cover his areas, his killer footwear, a red mask, and of course, his customized green (sometimes uses red) ESP LTD MH400 guitar.

Womb With a View and Bring Back the Bomb are great examples of Flattus Maximus shredding on guitar.

by Treavor June 15, 2008

flatusense

Knowing when and where to fart.

For God's sake, I'm eating! That's just poor flatusense.

by Mozart February 3, 2004

Flatsy

Derogatory term used in reference to a girl or woman who has small breasts, aka a "flat chest". Might also be used as "Flatsy Patsy".

"Hey, that chicks got nothing"

"Yeah, she's a Flatsy"

by mitb April 6, 2009

flattersulted

A portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone's remarks or actions

"Hey, I got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in New York and told me he enjoyed reading it. Flattering? Insulting? I'm experiencing some mixed emotions. Maybe I've been flattersulted."

-- overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher's office in Manhattan, March 30, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 1, 2010

flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams

Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015

Flattypancakes

Female ass as flat as a pancake

Minnie walks around town and as she walks a bunch of guys look iat her from behind and references how she has no booty. Just an ass that is as flat as a pancake. Minnie is known as FlattyPancakes

by Cheekymonkey27 July 22, 2016