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Flat earther

Flat earther (noun): One that thinks that everybody that doesn't share his opinion is a sheep. Also doesn't believe a word anyone says unless it came from Facebook.
Normal person: Hey did you hear about this rocket they are launching?
Flat earther: You mean the one that's gonna spray us with mind-controlling devices?
Normal person: Wtf man?
Flat earther: I read it on Facebook
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Flat earther

Morons who believe the earth is flat, even though it makes no sense from 3 key points
1. If earth is flat, why are the other planets not?
2. If earth is a disk, explain how from the moon, earth has some continents that remain hidden from view when looking at it straight on?
3. If earth Is flat, then how can you explain how Antarctica is a massive island that can be seen from space?

Bonus point!
If earth is flat then why is the water not pooling to the centre of the world's surface due to gravitational pull to the centre of the world?
Normal person 1: uses logic to disprove flat earther's conspiracy theories

Flat earther walks away
Normal person 2: outstanding move!
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Flat Earther

A person that can make a fool of hundreds and thousands of scientist and break hundreds and thousands of physics, chemistry and astronomy laws.
- Man, look at this flat earther! He is saying that the Earth is surrounded by ice as if we are in a movie!
by BerdyGaming December 28, 2017
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Flat Earthers

People who are correct. They know the truth about what our world looks like.
The Flat Earthers are correct in their own little universe.
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flat earther furries

A person that gains sexual pleasure from other people in animal suits and believe that the earth is flat.
I love how these furries believe they are yiffing fucking on an that's shaped like a disk. These strange creatures are refered to as flat earther furries
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Flat earther

Flat Earthers are people who discovered the earth is flat by looking at the evidence and not at the sophism presented by the globbies. If you look you'll find all the "proof" for a round earth doesn't exist.
Funny how globbies say that flat earthers live in the dark ages when most of flat Earth arguments are valid, reasonable and they seem to match with reality
Yes, I thought it was as stupid as you are probably thinking right now but when you research it and see the evidence for yourself then there is no going back.
Search Eric Dubay 200 proofs
Indoctrinated baller' hey have you seen the ISS docking
Me; ISS doesn't exist. If it did someone would have footage of going to it and a 360 video inside of it.(you see a 360 pan doesn't exist in space). Furthermore the crew are all Freemasons that swear in the oath of secrecy to come on board. Not to mention the ISS supposedly travels at 17000mph meaning it would go to extreme cold to exteme heat in minutes. I'm a flat earther you see.
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Flat Earther

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