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flashbang

The devil woman's conniving tactic to (re)insert themselves into a man's life via sexual practice on a bro.

Dubbed flashbang because it is comparable to the disorienting nature of a flashbang grenade. One does not see or think clearly for a temporary amount of time after said flashbanging has resulted upon them.

This is often done by a "Ratchet" Ex-girlfriend who doesn't deserve to be with the said bro and shortly afterwords begins to weasel their way back into a comfortable status quo so they can suck all life from the target and all bros (and bras) of said target.
to flashbang :

"Dude, did you hear what happened with Randy and Galinda?"

"We've talked about this bro. Those two names are never to be mentioned in the same sentence."

"Dude, I know, but we have a code black."

"I've never even heard of code black."

"Dude. I know...She flashbanged him!"

"My god!...Whats the status?"

"Kill confirmed. That but fucking whore`s gottem.
by Chaluupa Batman December 11, 2012
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Flashbang

When receiving a blowjob, you finish in your partners eyes so all they see is white, and then smack both of their ears so they hear ringing.
Yo did you guys hear Mason flashbang Lauren.
by Evan17 July 25, 2020
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Flashbang Toddler

A retard, not very smart
"you see that guy over there? He is a Flashbang Toddler."
by bababooey-boy April 23, 2020
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flashbang

1. To fuck a girl really fast in any orpheus.
2. A stun grenade
Kevin flashbang my pussy please.
by GriffeyJR February 26, 2009
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flash burn

The phenomenon of someone’s face being totally burnt / clipped out as white as a result of taking a picture too close to the camera or with a flash that is way too bright. Like sun burn, only caused momentarily by the bright light.
Wow, you have a major flash burn in that photo...
by 7obi April 20, 2006
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Flashbang

The sexual act of 3 guys forcing a female to service them at the same time. While one guy sticks it in her mouth, the other two have her jerk them off into her both of her ear holes. All 3 men finish by ejaculating at the same time so that the female's ability to see and hear are inhibited, much like a flashbang.
Person 1-Did you see Jessica last night? That hoe was stumblin around like a damn drunk. It was like she couldn't see or hear anything, like fuckin Hellen Keller!

Person 2-Yea dude, she got flashbanged by a couple of freshmen.
by MoonHulio February 11, 2009
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Flashbang

When a girl flashes you, and then hits you in the face with a door.
Steve: How'd You get a concussion?
Larry: I got flashbanged...
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