flapjack 

Another term for a pancake. Pancakes are flat, round cakes made from a batter that typically includes flour, eggs, milk, and a leavening agent such as baking powder. They are cooked on a griddle or frying pan and served with toppings such as butter, syrup, fruit, or powdered sugar.

Person 1: What do you think of IHOP?
Person 2: Their flapjacks are pretty good.

flapjack by scugtunker May 29, 2024

FlapJack 

FlapJack (Flapjacking);
A FlapJack is a term used for when a woman places her labia majora (Flaps) on ones person, i.e; forehead, in a quick, swift dunking type of manner.

Female equivalent to "Teabagging."

"Oh yeah girl, I FlapJacked the shit out of him last night, he looked like he'd been run over by a giant snail"

FlapJack by Hayhog May 27, 2025

flapjack

A male defecates into his hand and jacks off. using the feces as lubricant

dude i did the meanest flapjack last weekend but the cleanup was crazy.

flapjack by user2234565 May 7, 2026

Flapjack booty 

A debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical, flat shape of booty. Named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. Flapjack ass can be cured with regular visits to your local gym, where it's possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. Flapjack ass is most common amongst male members of the Caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn't affect the other races as well. Occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. When flapjack ass is discovered on a woman, it's often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.

"Lo, look at that face! Alas, it seems he suffers from Flapjack booty! He does not appear to be a suitable mate. How unfortunate."

Flapjack booty by jkejke February 9, 2014

Flapjack Titties 

When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.

Damn you see that nasty bitch over there with them flapjack titties? GROSS!!!

Flapjack Titties by _viper_ May 13, 2014

flapjack tits 

/ˈflapˌjak tits/
noun

North American

Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.

With her bra on she looked like she had a huge rack. When she took off the bra I could see she actually had flapjack tits.

flapjack tits by Aeytrious March 2, 2017

flapjack tits 

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

flapjack tits by Doyle November 14, 2003