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Flapjack

Flapjack

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Flapjacker

Someone who when playing a dice game, does not role the dice all the way, and just smacks the dice down in the palm of his or her hand. Thus ruining the game. After one flapjacks it is socially unacceptable to ask for a do over.

synonym:

pancake
"Yo mother fucker you flapjack more then an international house of pancakes."

"*dice roll* "Oh shit I flapjacked can I do over?"
by Lime Beard November 19, 2009
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Flapjack

To flop onto your bed, belly down, while being naked
"Dude you've never Flapjacked after a long day?
by Chungarock January 3, 2011
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Flapjack

A vagina that is no longer tight, like it should be. Instead, it is loose and saggy. Quite funny to see, but not to use.
She had a flapjack after fucking a negro for so long.
by paintballisgay October 5, 2006
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Flapjacker

1. A large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. A homosexual male who converts heterosexuals struggling with their sexual identity, into full blown homosexuals.
I just got reamed by a Flapjacker. Not only will I need my ass stitched back together, but I'll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.
by Peter McFucknuckles March 1, 2007
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flapjacks

Flapjacks - a very loose pussy that resembles "flapjacks"
"that woman had mad flapjacks"
by ilovethecack May 6, 2003
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Flapjack

Killing bitch ass people without them knowing what the DL is.
We are going to Flapjack Andy's girlfriend.
by MBTJESSRW October 8, 2009
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FlapJacking

To masturbate with a with a pancake (preferably warm) covered in warm syrup,
Phil make pancakes and decided to go flapjacking.
by DjRobot March 17, 2011
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