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Green flannel is a failed SoundCloud rapper who deletes his page when everyone finds out about it .... trash talks everyone
by Green flannel April 24, 2019
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flannel

a group of lesbians assembled or gathered together.
A flannel of lesbians showed up to view the gaggle of geese nesting by the lake.
by Steve Hafer July 24, 2007
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a man who may be seen as being a bit pathetic or boring.
sam stop being a flannel and come out tonight!
by edwardgott October 8, 2011
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Flannel

Definition of a male flannel is a man who does everything in his own power to attract the attention of a female partner even if it means crossing swords, dressing inappropriately, causing a dramatic scene in which he plays the vital main role and backstabbing his fellow comrades to achieve the attention.

There's a International level of chase for women, if you go over the 70% your a flannel.
A flannel wearing an obscenely tight Vest to show of his muscular contours to impress women.

A flannel would be trying hard in a club to pull every girl in sight.

A flannel refuses to go out with his mates, rather stay in with his girlfriend/wife.

A flannel would be picking you up from the train station so you can get home, but in a last minute change of plan ditched you for a chick.

a flannel idolises women, treats men as inferiors.

One infamous person named Mark Williams is known to be the largest flannel of mankind; he can absorb the attention of up to 130 women at any one moment in time. Last few sightings in clubs have been in UK, Cambridgeshire area.
by Anonymous Dubber November 30, 2009
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Flannel Whore

n. a person who desires and covets many flannel shirts.
Levi: I don't want to go shopping with you, especially if we are going to Sears.

Angela: Why not?

Levi: You're such a flannel whore!
by Angelevi October 9, 2009
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flannel

The ultimate word to make a stoner laugh. If you say "flannel" to a stoner, whether in casual conversation or just out of the blue, they are guaranteed to laugh so much they will probably do some form of permanent damage to themselves
Stoner "This is some good shit, I'm starting to feel a bit-"
Sober Person "FLANNEL!"
Stoner "Ahahahhahahahhahahhhahhahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Sober Person "Are you ok? Your face is going blue"
Stoner "Hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahhaahah"
etc.
by ldnbear85 August 10, 2009
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Flannel Kisses

Any public display of affection performed by homosexual mates that share masculine traits.
I thought they were lumberjacks until they shared some Flannel Kisses. Now I know they were just working on the same wood.
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