faff [faffer]

Brit to spend your time doing a lot of unimportant things instead of the thing you should be doing

I wish you'd stop faffing about and do something useful! Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs

by Nina24 June 30, 2005

Fluffernutter

A fluffernutter is an overly zealous or eager person.

On a pornographic set, the fluffer is charged with the responsibility of keeping an actor's penis erect without causing him to ejaculate. The fluffernutter fails at their sole job requirement when their enthusiasm triggers a "nut".

The hiring manager was wary of such fluffernutters, their resumes typed in 6 pt font, listing "leadership" roles dating back to elementary school.

by 윗 August 28, 2013

dick fluffer

the guy (or girl) who preps the penis before a porno flick. blowjob optional.

"don't worry about it, I hired a dick fluffer so you don't get nervous before the big shoot"

by Ethan Schiller December 25, 2007

ego fluffer

a girl who *blows* your mind away

Kristen is my ego fluffer, she is constantly saying stupid shit that BLOWS my mind away

by $uperBad March 16, 2008

Fluffer Video

A fluffer video is a usually more soft-core, erotic video you watch to give you a boner before you actually jerk off to the real video you want.

I use a fluffer video from Youtube to get me ready for Redtube.

by gtut June 17, 2009

Flufferknuckle

Flufferkncukle is a made-up word from the kids book, "Pottymouth And Stoopid". Pottymouth made the word and he uses it as a replacement for the "f-word".

You are a big fat flufferknuckle.

by Galaxy Gaming is everywhere March 30, 2021

Fantasy Fluffer

Any person invited into a fantasy league who has little knowledge of the sport that the league is based on. They are usually invited to fill empty league slots, and are usually taken advantage of during the fantasy season by the other players.

I just traded Sam Bradford to the Fantasy Fluffer for Adrien Petersen.

by thachsn1 July 26, 2016