Flaccid Rooster 

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

Flaccid Rooster by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

Flaccid Warrior 

Somebody who is blessed with the gift of being able to soldier on through intercourse to ejaculation with a flaccid penis.

'That feels floppy to me, are you going to flaccid warrior all the way?'

Flaccid Warrior by RsTUltimatum March 6, 2015

flaccid typing 

The act of typing in all lowercase usually accompanied by a flaccid penis or no penis at all.

I was doing some flaccid typing for my new social media post while my penis lay dormant.

flaccid typing by MaGoully July 24, 2015

Flaccid Knob Job 

A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis

Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.

Flaccid Knob Job by White Lives Matter January 20, 2016

flaccid fogger 

When you have cum on your flaccid penis from a recent wank and insert it into the ear of your partner using a toothpick.

Oi Leon I heard Freddie did a flaccid fogger in Eddies ear!

flaccid fogger by Flaccidboi23 August 15, 2018

Flaccid Offerings

The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.

No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.

Flaccid Offerings by Urb Snake March 17, 2023

Flaccid Vagina 

A Flaccid Vagina is basically a vagina that's no where close to being aroused. It could also be a virgin vagina that's never been wet before or fingered or has felt an orgasm. It's fresh and soft like your grandmother's freshly baked homemade buttery biscuits.

It could also refer to a gay male who's anus is also a virgin.

"I'm a total virgin. Guess I'll be having my Flaccid Vagina for a longer time."

Flaccid Vagina by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015