flabbergastered

definition: an intense often violent expulsion of fecal material of consisting of a blood/poop mixture caused by the sight of something awesome, amazing, breath taking, etc.

Example: Mike flabbergastered in his pants when he saw a monkey driving a go-kart.

by imahumandictionary July 22, 2010

Flabbergasted

An adjective used to describe the look someone gives you when they are confused or suprised.

Danny looked really flabbergasted after we told him that Portugal tied the game up in the last second.

by N. Tuite June 23, 2014

flabbergasted

slang for jills a fucking idiot.

jill was flabbergasted when she saw this

by hahahahhahahahahaha1 June 30, 2009

Flabbergasted

A word used to describe your feelings when you feel confused, frustrated, angry, and insecure

Nicole! Please tell me what you put!! I am feeling flabbergasted because of you!

by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019

Flabbergasted

When one is so shocked, surprised, or horny; that there flabber gets gasted and there gast becomes flabbered

I was flabbergasted when that money wearing a strap-on came unicycling into the dining room.

by LiplessRain56 March 3, 2022

flabberweasted

The same meaning as the term flabbergasted. However, it is also referring to Patrick Star’s use of the term west as “weast” and is replacing the “gasted” part wit “weasted”. Flabberweasted

“When Sarah heard about her boyfriend Robert cheating on her, she didn’t know what to say. She was flabberweasted

by unforgivable1104 September 11, 2019

flabbergasted

appalled over how much weight you have gained

by linda February 9, 2002