Five Finger Fangle Fop

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.

Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.

by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

Shoot the five

The act of initiating a fight or fisticuffs.

"Some cat just cut me off and when we got to the red light he tried to check me. I asked him if he wanted to step out and shoot the five."

by ONeil S December 14, 2007

self-five

To high five yourself, if none of your homies is around to show you some love.

From Scrubs:

Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"

by PhilipSkovgaard September 4, 2009

level five power bottom

Noun: A classification of "power bottom" you achieve after becoming victorious in gladiatorial combat against your fellow "Real Gays" at least four times.

Qualification:
--last a long time
--devoured the souls of your enemies.
--Collected over 10000 experience points

Conversation:

Hey did you hear June is a power bottom?

No way! What level?
Five, he defeated Ricky last week.

Oh man, level five power bottoms are the best.

Sentence: "June didn't become a level five power bottom until he had successfully sparred all the other gay men in the chat for Sam's love"

by DuckingOut March 23, 2017

Dead Mow Five

A common mispronunciation of the Progressive House musician Deadmau5 (Pronounced Dead Mouse).

Jill: I can't wait to see Dead Mow Five live!

by The Bacon Hacker August 21, 2013

Sani-Five

High five using the back of your hand since its more sanitary than using the front

That chick is wack so I greeted her with a sani-five

by Slimmy Daddy December 23, 2010

five feet

the distance required to be from one's bro to be considered straight

Two broooos, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay

by bigHams69 January 4, 2021