Five on Five Crime

When two average looking people, who would be a good match for one another, both claim they'd never be interested in someone as unattractive as the other

"Dave and Jill would be perfect for one another - they're both funny, interesting, and not terribly attractive - they need to stop committing five on five crime."

by Brithlem May 17, 2017

five on it

Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items. Usually indicates a willingness to contribute.

We're gonna puff puff pass, you got five on it?

I've got five on that pizza.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

five on one

What G-Unit members do to Fifty Cent when they are horny.

Hey Fitty, here's your 2 quarters, bend over, time for a Five On One...

by TruthMaster August 30, 2006

five of clubs

Five fingers that are going to club you, i.e., a fist.

Bill gave him the five of clubs when he heard he scratched his ride.

by ghost July 31, 2003

Five on it

Used to brag that a joint or blunt was large enough that you “got (all) five” fingers on it.

Sammy rolled a torpedo, “I got five on it”

by Fyvehonnit March 22, 2019

i got five on it

Saying that you will pitch $5 on a sac of chronic.

Guy:I got 5 on it, I got 5- What you got nigga?
Guy2:Damn I think I got two bucks in my sock nigga
Guy:Well thats that-
Guy2: Fuck it, I think I got 3 bucks in my backpack, enough to get a fat sac.

by Luniz August 18, 2005

I got five on it

I got five on it is a reference to a hiphop song made by LUNIZ in 1995. It means for everyone to put down a five dollar bill to get weed

Person A: wanna go to the store?
Person B: sure, I got five on it, do you?
Person A: yeah

by Juicebud December 28, 2018