finito

Italian for "finished", "completed" or "gone".

Slang term for dead.

When dad finds out I failed math, I'll be finito.

My 1972 Fiat is finito - the engine is totally seized.

Finito Benito next Hirohito (a WWII expression - Musolini is dead, next Hirohito)

by Yummy Irony May 28, 2006

Finding a Job

Sleeping all day and not finding a job.

Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.

by Pseudonamia February 21, 2009

leat fingies

A 6 hour long grass enema

Teacher: Hey charlie, why were you up so late last night?
Charlie: sorry professor, I was doing leat fingies

by StinkyMeaner October 11, 2020

Finishup

Like a startup business, but one that fails to start. The process of ending a startup.

Joe, how's your new startup business coming?

We couldn't get any VCs to back the idea in the end, so we've turned it into a finishup, and I'm looking for a job.

by rickbrunernyc April 20, 2010

Steel Finisher

To stab a woman during orgasm.

Will: You know Jennifer?

Nick: Yeah, why?

Will: I gave her a steel finisher last night.

by erikoth May 21, 2009

The Rule of Finite Summers

The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.

In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.

"No, I didn't see the Hannah Montana movie; it runs counter to the Rule of Finite Summers."

by IslandMyk December 27, 2009

crossing the finish line

1. achieve an orgasm

Babydoll, I'll have you crossing the finish line every time.

by FightinEngineer March 1, 2011