fumble unit

a word that you call your friends if they are being really dumb

oi tahlia.. jessica is the biggest fumble unit

by maddiii.mae May 17, 2016

fumblemuggled

Fumblemuggled is a word that I think deserves to exist, it comes from the UK and it is used to refer to people that are confused. Fumblemuggled is a more formal, old way of saying confused.

- Did you see that kid? Bro was Fumblemuggled.
- Yeah for real bro.

by romtheworder April 6, 2022

freshman fumble

A bad freshman year dating experience, generally freshman year of college.

Friend: “Oo who is that, he’s cute.”
Other friend: “Yeah, I already did that. He was my freshman fumble... I wouldn’t recommend him.”

by Mopatt October 5, 2018

Dodge the Fumble

When you are Caught on the Fumble and you suddenly find a very convenient excuse or distraction to avoid answering giving a stupid or negative answer that could lead to a lot of trouble.

Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) I managed to Dodge the Fumble right there, John...

by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009

fumble

when you are trying to make it to the bathroom, but shit in your pants before you make it to the toilet.

I ate a bean burrito from q-dubs and thought I had to fart, but when the shit dripped down my short pants, I surely knew I had fumbled.

by Zee Assman January 20, 2005

tit fumbler

An awkward, clueless dork possessing no mojo or confidence with the ladies. The kind of guy who'll get hopelessly tangled up trying to undo a bra strap (should he ever fluke getting that close), or get his dick caught in his zipper at the key moment.

Check Glenn's moves out! What a tit fumbler.

by dogwater September 6, 2010

fumblefuck

A discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into crap and can't hold onto anything, physically or mentally.

1. "He's such a fumblefuck..."
2. "Heylo, my name is Darius Fumblefuck."

by Aaron - Jewzilla September 11, 2007