A land in which the fairy pigs also known as the shittiest police force in existence is, marked by the extremely high level of dope fiends and meth heads that run around toothless hooping and hollering all night, you can spot the infamous howling gorilla from the upper tiers of the travelodge castle. And gaze upon the drooling red eyed succubus stripper, hooker, googly monster who stomps around in her loud ass clogs all night up and down the strip a block from pigland, aka the police station. If youre lucky enough and get a room at the Travelodge Fife crack castle you may be unfortunate enough to hear the always heard but never seen Crackfoot stomping above your head as it dances around its bed in the center of the room while the smiling meth demons look on, be careful walking on the ground made of syringes and meth baggies, and beware of the 12 year old with the tech 9 and no sense, because one thing is for sure the fairy pigs don't care they're busy tending the fat ass worthless fuck flavored donut fields. You can find Fife located on the large hunk of mold called Washington state just follow the Aroma of Tacoma and you'll know you're on the right track.
I am going to be going to a party at the Tacoma Dome, I think I'll stay at the Travelodge Crack Castle In Fife.
by Sockrates March 13, 2017
Get the Fifemug. by anonymous December 15, 2020
Get the Fifingmug. He is the type of guy to stand up for the person he is dating. He cares about his hair and doesn’t let his mom touch it. he is unique in every way he is the genius the world needs. He will be very successful in life and overthrow his abusive dad
by God isborn June 23, 2019
Get the Mason fifemug. by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021
Get the Bernadette Fifemug. 
by Jmayc July 6, 2018
Get the Fifemug. Matthew Fife has a horse cock, and knows how to use it. Matthew Fife will take your girl home and she will be limping the next day
by Big steppa 0987 September 23, 2022
Get the Matthew Fifemug.