Ferret

Like an otter but will nibble your dick in the dark while you're asleep.

I was a sleep and the ferret took my dick while I was sleeping.

by Von D February 13, 2018

Ferret

An insult that has the same meaning as 'idiot', 'scaredy cat' or an unpopular person.

Awww, look at that kid, he's a full on ferret!

by not a ferret July 5, 2010

Ferret

A sexual act involving a woman pulling on a man's penis.

Nicky did a ferret with Bill.

by DaMAN September 26, 2006

Cheeky ferret

Someone who causes mischief.

Some cheeky ferret snatched my wallet. Glob dang it, Danny!

by zimmygirl777 March 11, 2023

Balloon Ferret

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

badge that ferret

taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.

Holy shit! wipe that smile off your face--did you just badge that ferret?

by sir spamalot August 30, 2012

chutney ferret

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

by bumchutney February 9, 2013