FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease

FLIRT

FORGET
LOVE
I'D
RATHER
TEASE

After Ria was cought listening Rolltown by a guy who stole her breath, she broke his heart by showing her 'FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease' Identification card...

by Rhoda C. December 9, 2008

anal ferret

1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.

2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.

Dan managed to be an anal ferret and squeeze in a few rounds of rampant ass ramming.

by Wookiestick January 23, 2004

ferret

The most desirable of any domesticated animal.

My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.

Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!

by egnaro May 17, 2005

Forgettery

A memory that forgets things almost straight away .... especially names.

She said to him: "I'm sorry. Please remind me what your name is again. I have a forgettery instead of a memory".

Similar to a forgettory.

by CheshireMo October 20, 2009

Cotch Ferret

A cotch ferret refers to a person (the cotcher)
a cotch ferret is a person who like many of us, feels the need to be comfortable everywhere they go, and regularly snuggles up in other peoples beds without prior invite.

cotch ferret cotch ferret

by davesspainiard January 20, 2010

Feed the Ferret

The act of penetrative sex between male/female. The female's genitalia is known as the 'Ferret' and the male's is the 'Feeder'.

Must be feed until full.

Johnny: "Dude, did you feed the Ferret at Cindy's last night" ?

Phil: "fuck yeah I did"

by MolesP June 16, 2012