spicy fernando

Anally pernetrating a sexual partner using hot sauce as lubricant.

"Nothing is hotter than the spicy fernando."

by Ryan Poss December 16, 2005

Franz Ferdinand

1. name of Archduke who was assasinated and incident sparked the "beginning" of WWI
2. Scottish band made up of Art majors/students that just wanted to make music that girls could dance to.

1. "They killed Franz! Those bastards will pay with a world war!" ::evil laugh::
2. Boy talks to girl. "I say take me out bitch or meet in the matinee cause it's better in the dark of the matinee"

by Monserrat March 27, 2004

Filthy Ferdinand

The act of inserting a sharpie permanent marker into someone's anus then writing DUMB ASS across their forehead.

I just gave an annoying resident a 'Filthy Ferdinand.'

by lickerwindow March 22, 2011

Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog

literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"

Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.

by zenkurai November 17, 2021

Fernando Torres

A footballer (soccer) that has made David Blaine jealous by beating the world record for doing nothing in a box.

Fernando Torres has extended his world record after another 90 minutes of nothing in the box.

by rabbidrabbidrabbid May 14, 2011

Fernando

Fernando is the type of guy that is a bit clingy and annoying, but is a friendly guy. Most of the time when he is in need of telling you something, he thinks its needed to be an inch away from you to tell you whatever he thinks is important.

Dude get off me Fernando

by Maclin March 13, 2019

franz ferdinand

An awesome Scottish band with men who wear tight pants...they rock

"That guy over there, he looks so Franz Ferdinand!"

by ferrisbuellerismyhero March 5, 2005