fecate

1. to convert innocuous food substances or other ingested solids into effectively repulsive waste matter.

2. make a turd

The weapons employed in a standard food fight become much more effective after you fecate them.

In order to defecate, one must first fecate.

by Dr. Assman July 18, 2011

fecal roster

Somewhat polite term for shit list

That mofo just moved to the top of my fecal roster

by Grue December 14, 2003

fecate

To fill with shit. If defecate (de-fecate) means to void of feces, then fecate must mean to fill with feces (shit).

The politician opened his mouth and fecated his supporters.
(The politician opened his mouth and filled his supporters with bull shit)

I don't have the data to properly prepare that report , but I can fecate it.
(I don't have the data to properly prepare that report, but I can give you a bunch of shit that sounds good)

by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018

FEMA

According to Huey from the Boondocks, the leading cause of death among black people.

"Nigga moments" are the biggest killer of young black males, right behind pork chops and FEMA.

by knowsHowToUseEm January 2, 2006

fecal baby

(insult to call someone) baby whose mother's pregnancy was caused by semen leaking out of her anus, into her vagina

so im guessing you were a fecal baby?

by Julia November 26, 2003

Fecal Astrology

Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by reading your morning bowel movement.

Her knowledge of fecal astrology gave Alexis an ominous feeling when she saw corn in her stool.

by Alexisycho January 12, 2012

fecal balls

When a man's scrotum comes into contact with his own feces during the evacuation of his stool. Typically this man ignores the fecal matter and allows it to fester on his ball sack. Fecal balls are commonly discovered during sexual activity.

Maureen wasn't surprised to find Jim had fecal balls. He never had the best hygiene. Luckily Maureen has no limits and cleaned him.

by Jasper73 August 8, 2019