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Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
by The man with two plans December 4, 2011
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Dryer Felching

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.
"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."
by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016
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necro felching

After Chase fucked the dead body in the ass, he felched his cum out of the corpse's anus with a straw.
by ickytips April 27, 2005
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reverse felching

After your nasty slut orgasms so hard that she squirts, you lick up the puddle and spit it back into her oozing clam.
My girlfriend loves when I give her a reverse felching as she is never lubed enough for me after she orgasms.
by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006
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midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.
Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?
by chance June 19, 2003
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ass felching

Ass felching is the act of ejaculating into the ass of a woman (or man) and then sucking the semen back out of the anal cavity.
"I plowed my lady in the butt and then proceeded by ass felching my liquid love"
by Born to Felch September 4, 2008
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oral felching

n. kissing after a gay couple has had oral sex and the receiving partner not having swallowed so the two can savor the load.
Nick never swallowed when Kelvin came in his mouth. He believed in sharing and gave back a portion of Nick's load when he kissed him after finishing sex. At a party the other night, they found out this was called oral felching.
by Richard Black May 10, 2005
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