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Fauxlonial

Contemporary architecture which mimics American Colonial architecture.
From the French, faux, meaning false.
Alexandria, VA. has an abundance of fauxlonial architecture, as well as some truly historic buildings
by Andrew Lochhead May 23, 2005
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Fauxliday

Valentine's Day is a fauxliday designed to waste your money and time on gifts, when you could be wasting it on beer and getting laid, respectively.
by Christian Cenizal December 21, 2008
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Fauxlet

Fauxlet (Fo-lett): A word hair dressers use to describe the mullet haircut to someone that wants a mullet but can't bring themselves to ask for it.

A Rat-tail could also fall into this category. Other possible fauxlets would be hairstyles that are questionable, such as the 1990ish Oprah Winfrey style and the mullets that taper back with out such a blunt chop line.
Example 1:

Hairdresser: "How would you like your hair cut today, sir?"
Customer: "I'd like a number 3 above my ears, finger-width on top, and leave all the length in back."
Hairdresser: "Oh, so you would like a mullet then?"
Customer: "Well not really a mullet, more just a regular hair cut with a little length on back - maybe 3-4 inches."
Hairdresser: "Oh, I get it, you want a fauxlet!"
Customer: "Exactly"

Example 2:"I'm really too cool to wear a mullet, but I secretly like the style, so I'm going to wear a 'fauxlet' instead."
by Cheen Kween March 8, 2010
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fauxd

Rhymes with ode.

It is purple drink.
It is skim milk drink.
It is iced milk product.
It is imitation cheese whiz.

The foodstuffs so fake that they cannot be called food.
"I'm not a hipster. I'm not a locavore, I just don't want to eat fauxd."
by Emar Jones Jr. March 24, 2010
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fauxlebrity

faux or false celebrity. Someone who is a celebrity but has done nothing of import to earn this status. Often a reality TV participant.
Despite her attempt to stay in the news by going public with her recent plastic surgery exploits, Heidi Pratt is still nothing but a fauxlebrity.
by lavendercomet March 24, 2010
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fauxlanthropy

one who is "active in issues" but not actually doing anything about it. They are just being uselessly vocal.
Facebook chainletter posters thing they are helping, but it is really just fauxlanthropy.
by gidgetman November 16, 2011
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Fauxlympics

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.
I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.
by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004
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