farttastic

Something that is farttastic smells bad. If it's not a tangible thing, but you think it would smell bad if it was real, that would also be farttastic.

In Spanish, the word is farttastico.

rachel: imogen and spek should come back.
israel: yeah, them being gone is totally farttastic.

child: mom, what are you cooking?

mother: my family's secret recipe, doesn't it smell great?
child: no, it's totally farttastic!

by israel!! October 13, 2009

Mattastic

Adj. (mat-TAS-tik) The state of being more than generally fantastic, and much better than great. Rather like wonderfull, with a green tint and earthy smell about the person or object.

A few minutes after waking up, Robb felt pretty mattastic."

by Robbisms October 26, 2010

Plastic-Fantastic

Back in the eighties and nineties, the phrase plastic-fantastic was coined to describe a cheap item that more than often broke when you started using it because the early day plastic was so brittle.

Oh, my brand new thermos just cracked. Plastic-fantastic (said ironically)

by UBunder40 April 25, 2017

Fagtastic

When a fag gets all flamboyantly excited, flames out, and is totally fantastically queeny gay. FAGTASTIC!

Matt hit 777 on the slot machine and got all fagtastic.

by Matt in Madison June 13, 2006

fatnastic

A term used to describe a corpulent and unattractive person

So how was your date the other night?

Oh it was terrible, he was fatnastic!!

by Mango Madness November 20, 2007

Fantastic Joe

A man who always gets what he wants. A kind of mystical demi-god figure, often surrounded by beautiful women and devoted fans. A legendary figure amongst Common Folk and fellow badasses alike. Usually devastatingly handsome and regularly able to perform feats of greatness with unwavering aplomb.

'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.

Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.

Can also be used in verb form.

See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol

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Example #1 (Noun form)

Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"

Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)

Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"

*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*

<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...

Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)

Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"

Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)

*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*

Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"

by Demented Mongoose March 26, 2010

fatnastick

(Verb) to be fatnastick
A combination of awesome, fat, nasty and fantastic.

"Have you been to Khao San Road?" "Ya! That Pad Thai was fatnastick!"

by Pilly92 February 10, 2015