Me: So get this: I've got this homework assignment in biology that requires me to use the book. However, we only have a class set, and they're not to be taken out of the class under any circumstances.

Father's possible response: Hmmm... so if you can't take out a book, how are you supposed to do the assignment? Maybe if we looked up the information online...

Mother's possible response: Great, now you can't do the assignment, which means you're gonna get a 0, which means you'll fail and will have to take the year all over again!

If I could choose who I wanted to live with, I'd choose my dad. Then again, I'll never be able to see my best friend again... Such a dilemma...

father by Tisteca February 11, 2008

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father

1). a cash machine
2). taxi driver
3). present giver
4). resident nagger

i need a lift to town, ohh an can you give ******** a lift 2?

father by hee hee November 17, 2003

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Father

A familial member unbeknownst to black people.

Person A: Hey Tyrone Jenkins, where's your father?

Person B: Nigga what the fuck is a father?

Father by Nig Cur October 3, 2018

Father

A man who ejaculate into your mother then leaves and never be seen or heard of ever again until he goes broke

Me: what’s a dad

Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father

Me: Ohhhhh

Father by Jack smith6273 September 2, 2019

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