the rag fertilizer

a cool word to describe a super horny chronic masturbator.

The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.

by nates small weiner August 11, 2010

I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

fertilitext

Productive writing style.

Gimme fertilitext any day.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

fartifier

Similar to a fog machine but your ass hole

Dude I can hardly sit here anymore. My eyes burn.

I'm sorry dude I set my fartifier to max capacity.

by TunaChrist March 23, 2016

Fertiliser

A capitalism shit to grow fake food

"Sergei, why are you growing turnip in capitalism shit?"
"You mean fertiliser?"

by A Communist Spy April 23, 2019

Farterize

The act of farting up a room, covers, the inside of a car, etc.

I need to go home and farterize my new sheets.

by Lucius Atkinson November 25, 2019

Fragilized

When an Object or thing that was not Fragile in the beginning or from start has become easy to Break or can easily fall apart with a touch.

This book was in mint condition when we first bought it but over the years with the constant man handling and rough treatment from everybody it has become Fragilized.

by Kedø Nami September 3, 2021