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Sperm farter

A term used to refer to someone as gay or homosexual, because after having gay sex they would have semen in their asshole and would fart it out. Often used towards straight men as a derogatory comment.
Dude, Ryan is such a sperm farter
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Fighting Farmers

- Only the coolest mascot ever.
- Mascot of Lewisville High.
Boy: Hey what's Lewisville's mascot?
Girl: The Fighting Farmers, bitch!
by kferg June 21, 2008
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farternocker

a name that you can call someone, normaly a loser
Courtney is a huge Farternocker!!
by jim283452053 November 15, 2010
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fartners

Either of two persons who instance on farting in front of each other.
One of two persons who join up together to fart in inappropriate settings.
Either of two person who share an intimate relationship and think it's funny beyond belief to out do each other by farting incessantly.
Mary and John are not only married but fartners in crime. Have you ever stayed at their home?
Don't go to dinner with Bob and Gerry. They are fartners true and true and public displays are their MO.
by Ladyomygod September 7, 2013
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farmers market girl

An young urban dwelling woman with an earthy style who can often be found looking for fresh organic produce at local farmers markets or Whole Foods. The farmer's market girl shops at the gap and urban outfitters, drives a hybrid car, takes her dog to the local dog park, recycles, and wears very little make up. Her causes are animal rights and saving the planet. She shuns the glitz and glamour associated with big city life and favors communing with nature.
The girl I saw jogging with her dog on Fountain Avenue was a total farmers market girl. I don't think I should ask her to go with me to Area on Friday.
by Anne Boelyn May 6, 2007
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the habitual shadow farter

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.
Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
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Bank Farter

When a blonde girl is in a long line for an ATM full of guys and just got done eating Mexican food and releases what she thinks is a silent fart but is quite loud and they all know its her.
Blonde: I shouldn't have eaten that mexican food before we came here, i have to you know.

Woman: Just do it, its all guys in line anyway

Blonde: *farts happily*

Man to another man: i think that blonde girl just farted?!?!

Woman: Hey you have a new nickname Bank Farter.
by zangetsu2894 November 13, 2011
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