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farting up a storm

1. Farting a lot or too much.

2. Comparible to the "butterfly effect" where a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the world will cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. We're all farting up a storm, really.
1. I had tacos last night and now I'm farting up a storm.

2. Meteorologists concluded that the disaster was due to young people farting up a storm.
by sheek louch has big toes September 21, 2011
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Farlking

The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.

This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.
I was late for my plane so I was falking between gate A and gate C.

I knew my farts were silent and did not want to be accused of farting so I was farlking so no one would know I was the person causing the incredible bad smells.
by TOTH May 26, 2013
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forking ridiculous

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.
Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.
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Root Farming

An act involving somebody finding and pulling ingrown pubes out of another person and eating said ingrown pubes.
Jacob tied me up and was root farming me yesterday.
by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018
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slow farting

A way of passing gas that occurs primarily when people are among friends with whom they feel comfortable and so their sphincters are relaxed which means they release their farts slowly and unobtrusively.
She felt absolutely no stress whatsoever in their company and realized that she may have been slow farting throughout the entire evening.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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dry-farming

When you drive your clenched fist straight into your girls tight and dry pussy. Once inside, expand your hand open like a blooming flower. Works for both pussy and ass.
After my mother and I finished dry-farming, we went to the zoo.
by Zesty Uncle August 19, 2020
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Fetish Farming

Fetish farming is when someone gives an artist a seemingly innocent request that seems harmless at first, but is actually fetishy, this request is asked for multiple times. Fetish farming is mostly used to take advantage of artists MOSTLY young artists into drawing fetish art, stay safe kiddos.
Here are a few examples of this.
Stranger: Can you draw insert character burping?

Stranger: Can you draw insert character burping PLEASE?! ((And this question is ASKED multiple times))

Artist: Basically closes any form of request, anonymous or not
Someone: Why can't you fetish farming weirdos just DRAW the damn art yourselves?
by Kyandi_pup August 26, 2022
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