guerilla farmer

A person who cultivates crops on another person's (or unclaimed / disused) land in a clandestine fashion. The crop is invariably cannabis.

Warwick's guerilla farmers put the patch of land next to the railway track to particularly profitable use every year and help keep everyone happy.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

link farmer

Someone who creates web pages that are either full of links to junk, or full of links to other links to other links. Link farmers harvest popular search engine terms from search engines such as "free games" or "free ebooks" and include these search terms in their link farm. However, the page never has any actual content relevant to the search term. A link farmer is a more passive form of email spammer, but uses junk web pages instead of junk email.

Link farmers are an Internet lifeform that are just as bad as email spammers.

by Sly_Foot March 24, 2006

rollo-farmered

v. To get together with friends for dinner and over-indulge in wine, resulting in an extreme hangover and a wasted day. It's basically synonomous with getting smashed in the context of a casual dinner with friends.

Dude, I got totally rollo-farmered last night. We had fat ribeyes and like 2 bottles of wine each. My head is killing me.

-or-

John: I can't make it to the game today.

Tim: Why not?

John: We went over to the Smith's last night and got rollo-farmered. Nancy can't get out of bed, so I have to watch the kids all day.

Tim: Bummer.

by Leonard33 April 19, 2008

faux farers

a knock-off version of Ray Ban Wayfarer sunglasses

Friend: Hey man, nice Wayfarers!
You: Actually, they're faux farers. I got them for ten dollars at Nordstrom.

by T.Liz June 30, 2009

thot farmer

A person who cares deeply about women and their rights

Hey did you hear about Sam? He's a total thot farmer.

by Thot slayer Dio August 18, 2017

farmer bob

a pedo farmer that grows veggetables and has lil boys as his "helpers" to pick his veggies and to do all his special needs

farmer bob: lil boy can u go pick those carrots for me and when u get back i have a lil treat for u

lil boy/helper: ok farmer bob....but do i have to be touched this time?

farmer bob: yes.

by Johnny Deturris August 9, 2012

farmersonly.com

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.

You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!

by CATN1P December 30, 2015