Farted in the bed sheets

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008

she farted on my dick

When a thot flagellates on your genitalia

Damn, she farted on my dick

by CheckMyBackPack May 7, 2017

fanterbate

To masturbate only by imagination. Without pornography or live action sexual actions.

After catching a glimpse up Kelly's skirt in class Jim fanterbated about it alone in his closet.

by svidrod June 8, 2004

Fantestic

When the testicles are just truly fantastic.

Wow your balls are fantestic!

by TheAplem October 19, 2019

panty fanter

- a person who masterbates or is turned on sexualy by stolen panties
- someone who jerks off to or with panties

That guy who stole panties from the campus laundromat - just to get off sexualy - is a real panty fanter.

Some fuckin' panty fanter stole all my drawers out the washer.

by FilthyClean709 January 17, 2017

she farted on my dick

damn.

then she shitted.
damn.

she farted on my dick

by the cooler penguin27 December 23, 2021

Fyll&Fanteri

"Fyll&Fanteri" (n.)

A quintessentially Norwegian term expressing the chaotic and often humorous mischief that tends to occur when an unregulated amount of alcoholic beverages is consumed. "Fyll" refers to the state of intoxication, while "Fanteri" is the ensuing tomfoolery and shenanigans. Typically used to describe those memorable weekends that started with "just one beer" and somehow ended with a surprise tattoo, a half-eaten kebab in your pocket, and a new pet goat named Ola.

"Hey, are we ready to dive into some epic Fyll&Fanteri this weekend?"

by Gulvslipern May 27, 2023