Fail

The act of doing something so awful you must never show your face again and God cries in pity for your soul.

The term can be expressed (written) two ways:

fail & Fail

The lowercase form expresses a smaller fail that no one will remember for longer than a week. Consider yourself lucky if you are simply charged with a "fail" crime.

The uppercase form of the word means that you have disgraced the human race and shall never be given respect again in your life, nor after that when you have gone to Hell either.

fail:

I failed when I lost that staring contest.

Fail:

Your mom Failed in bed last night.

by celza February 20, 2011

Fail

A very stupid person doing stupid things.

Chris Ramjohn is the biggest fail in Torbay, Newfoundland

by Failuretrackers May 15, 2010

fail it

To not succeed in a venture or activity. Various permutations of the phrase can be turned into almost any part of speech.

<Cyb> my bin2hex function is failing it
<mewse> you fail it
<Linguica> failure of it indeed

by Linguica November 7, 2002

Fail

See: School

I have to go to school? Fuck you dude, that is a fail idea.

Public education is a failed system.

If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.

by LuigiXmission.420 October 28, 2010

Fail

An amazing word that can sum up almost any bad situation in a single syllable.

A bad grade.

Sam: Urgh, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
Soph: Fail!

I hope I don't get an F on the test.

by I'mAnonymous February 19, 2008

FAIL

to completely suck at something

e.g. any student with a fail name such Jason Dusty
getting 3/120 in a maths tested

by Jason Dusty September 13, 2010

Fail

A word that has become just as overused as the word "random." It originally meant "lack of success" but over-use of the term has caused it to loose meaning.

Stop using the word "fail"! It's not cool, it's not funny, and it's not original.

by perry hamilton February 9, 2010