Guy 1: That bitch cheated on me and gave me herpes!
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs some hobo facing.
Guy 1: She bout to be hobo faced bro!
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs some hobo facing.
Guy 1: She bout to be hobo faced bro!
by Rammz July 29, 2012
Get the Hobo Facing mug.1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013
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Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."
by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018
Get the Willy Storage Facility mug.A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.
When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.
by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009
Get the Self Facial mug.Ejaculating into a frozen wash cloth and smothering your partner's face in it. The cum melts the ice momentarily but if timed properly, freezes on the face.
I've had this washcloth in the freezer for 12 hours. Can't wait to cum in it and give Jody an ice facial!
by Mouthy Broadcast June 2, 2017
Get the Ice facial mug.a fairly new porn manuever in which the male star penetrates the woman anally, then pulls out and makes her suck his schlong, thus tasting her own ass. Finally, the man pulls out and completes the trifecta of disgusting by shooting his load on the woman's face.
Diane didn't think that she would ever be able to taste her own ass until Bill completed the rarely seen ass to mouth facial.
by poophead July 16, 2003
Get the ass to mouth facial mug.the act of soaking your hand(s) in your ball sweat after a long day of hard work and then pimp smakin one of your friends in the face
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